hero100percent:

bunny—chan:

“That’s not a valid response when you’re 16, shorter than me, and making me go into a diabetic coma,” Barnaby deadpanned before he simply reached down and caught Kotetsu by the hips, hefting him up easily onto the edge of the counter. “That being said… I think it’s only fair to impose the same sort of questions on you, considering you went out of your way to embarrass me yesterday,” he lowly drawled, eyes lidded as he stared at Kotetsu over his glasses. “For example - shouldn’t we discuss when you first started having sex?”

Why did it suddenly feel like he had a teacher glaring down at him again? That was certainly not something he missed from being a teenager. The blush reignited in full from the blunt topic change, and he could practically feel his ears burning from it. “… You already know I never slept with a guy before you,” he huffed out, crossing his arms and glancing to the side. “… And I might’ve fooled around a bit when I was younger, but it really wasn’t with a lot of people, exactly… and I wasn’t sleeping with them, okay?”

“Uh huh.” Barnaby slowly tilted his head, tongue flicking out to lick a stripe along the curve of one ear. “So then it’s easy to assume you’re not used to much of anything in this body, hm?” A hot puff of breath followed. “It might even be a little cruel of me to take advantage of that… mm, but considering the circumstances - “